Everyday is a celebration

Everyday is a celebration

 because instead of waiting

 for happy endings,

 we open our eyes

 to the wonder of life,

 to see the humor

 and

 magic in each moment.

 Be delighted

 in the way things turn,

 amazed at the beauty of it all.

Women are Angles

"Women are Angels.

And when someone breaks our  wings,

we simply continue to fly....on a  broomstick.

We are flexible like that."

Some people need

Some people need to be high-fived...... 
               in the face.......
                                                      with a chair.

The butter joke

Have you guys heard the joke about butter? 
        No? 
   That's fine, I butter not
 tell you.............
                 you might..........




















spread it! Ha ha ha ha

Age cost

"You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." 

- Bob Hope