How To Make Your Partner Happy

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY


1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So whats so hard about that ?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but....

To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*arrangements she makes

A true relationship

A true relationship

 is when you can tell each other

 anything and everything.

 No secrets and no lies.

DAMAGED PEOPLE

DAMAGED PEOPLE 

We're damaged people
Drawn together
By subtleties that we are not aware of
Disturbed souls
Playing out forever
These games that we once thought we would be scared of

When you're in my arms
The world makes sense
There is no pretense
And you're crying
When you're by my side
There is no defense
I forget to sense
I'm dying

We're damaged people
Praying for something
That doesn't come from somewhere deep inside us
Depraved souls
Trusting in the one thing
The one thing that this life has not denied us

When I feel the warmth
Of your very soul
I forget I'm cold
And crying
When your lips touch mine
And I lose control
I forget I'm old
And dying

- By DEPECHE MODE

Don't fall in love

Don't fall in love
with someone who says the right things,
fall in love
with someone who does the right things.

Since SEX

Since SEX got easier to get.
Love got harder to find
And relationships don't last as long...

Let each person worry about Self

Let each person in a relationship
worry about Self
  - what Self is being,
  - doing, and having;
  - what Self is wanting, asking, giving;
  - what Self is seeking, creating,
    experiencing,

Then all relationships would magnificently serve their purpose — and their participants!

For A Relationship To Function Properly

In Order For A Relationship To Function Properly, You Must Learn To Forgive

 And Realize

 People Will Make Mistakes

It is not a lack of love

It is not a lack of love,

 but a lack of friendship

 that makes

 unhappy marriages.

- Friedrich Nietzsche -

Not reading from the same book

If two people

 are not reading

 from the same book,

 how will they get

 on the same page?

 Be equally yoked.

Never say goodbye

Never

 say goodbye

 because goodbye

 means going away

 and

 going away

 means forgetting.

Break ups

Break ups

 aren't always meant for

 make ups.

 Sometimes

 relationships are ended

 for you to wake up. 

Just like a shoe

Just like a shoe,

 if someone is meant for you,

 they will just fit perfectly;

 no forcing,

 no struggling,

 no pain. 

A REAL relationship

A

 REAL

 relationship

 is when you can

 tell each other everything

 and

 anything.

 No secrets and lies.

Her smile is beautiful

Her smile is beautiful,

 but what's it worth to you

 if you never give

 her reason to show it?

 Embrace her joy.

Face it we are meant to be

We fight,

 like a married couple,

 talk like best friends,

 flirt like 1st loves,

 & protect each other like siblings.

 Face it we are meant to be.

Being SINGLE is a good feeling

Being SINGLE is a good feeling, 
no drama, 
no heartaches, 
and no feelings. 

But, 
then it gets lonely 
and you miss 
that feeling of belonging.

If a girl cries

If a girl
cries so hard 
and ask you to stay away, 
she 
actually wanted you 
to hug her tightly 
and make the tears go away. 

If you ignore me

If you ignore me,

 I will ignore you.

 If you don't start the conversation,

 we won't talk.

 If you don't put in the effort,

 why should I?

If you're not working on trying to be mine

"If you're not working on trying to be mine, then you shouldn't be worrying about who's consuming my time."

I hate the fact that you ignore me

"I hate the fact that you ignore me for so long,
 then you start talking to me like nothing happened."